Wayne Rooney

Wayne Rooney was selected to play for England because he is at his best playing away from home and lo and behold he scored again!!

PLAN FOR THE FUTURE IT IS WHERE YOU WILL SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE

Laugh and The World Laughs With You

There can be a lot of doom and gloom traveling around the globe these days.  Do your bit click on

CARTOONS And bring some sunshine to both your life and a friends life.

Keep Smiling

Kevin

Miss Right

I married Miss Right I hadn’t realised her first name was always.

Motoring

A defendant in front of the Judge on a speeding charge.  I understand you were doing 60 in a 30 zone. That’s a lie says the driver I wasn’t doing thirty I wasn’t even doing 10 in fact…. Hold it says the Judge I’m going to fine you £50.00 before you back into something.

Profound

What did people go back to when development of the world’s  first ever drawing board failed?

What do sheep count when they can’t get to sleep?

What would Geronimo shout if he jumped out of a plane?

Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they lock petrol station toilets are they afraid somebody will break in and clean them?

Politicians

It would appear we have the finest politicians money can buy. The problem is it doesn’t matter who you vote for the Government always gets in!

Politicians and babies nappies(diapers) have one thing in common.  They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

Joke of the day

How Many UK Politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?  None they pay somebody else £50.00 an then screw the money out of the tax payers.

Hostages

An Iranian mate of mine said I don’t understand the British humour this joke an Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman to us Iranians that isn’t a joke its a hostage situation